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Książka GONE TO CLEARWATER Scott Thomley

GONE TO CLEARWATER

You Had Me At "Free Alligator"

Autor: Scott Thomley
Język: Angielski
Oprawa: Miękka
Wydawca: Independently published
Dostępność: Zapowiedź
Wydanie 19. 07. 2026
38.87 zł
What starts as a simple plan to pick up a FREE alligator quickly turns into the worst-and funniest-r...

Informacje o książce

Autor
Scott Thomley
Język
Angielski
Oprawa
Książka - Miękka
Data wydania
2026
strony
76
EAN
9798187359110
Enbook ID
53244659
Wydawca
Independently published
Waga
86
Wymiary
127 x 203 x 4

Pełny opis

What starts as a simple plan to pick up a FREE alligator quickly turns into the worst-and funniest-road trip Roy and Donald have ever survived. "What could possibly go wrong?"

Along the way they'll encounter:

  • An alligator that's a whole lot bigger than "free" sounded.
  • Sheriff's deputies who have heard "It's not what it looks like" one too many times.
  • A gas station where Donald accidentally starts a feud over beef jerky.
  • Farmers, fishermen, conspiracy theorists, and at least one woman who insists the gator is haunted.
  • A pickup truck held together mostly by duct tape, hope, and bad decisions.
  • Weather that seems personally offended by their existence.
  • Friends who volunteer to "help" but somehow make every situation worse.
  • Explosions...not the planned kind.
  • Missing teeth, bruised egos, and several stories no insurance company will believe.
  • One unforgettable lesson: Just because something is free doesn't mean you should go get it.

Packed with outrageous mishaps, nonstop laughs, and enough Southern chaos to fill a swamp, Free Gator, Bad Decisions & Two Rednecks is a hilarious tale of friendship, stubbornness, and the incredible lengths two country boys will go to avoid paying for anything.

Because sometimes the most expensive thing you'll ever own...is the thing you got for free.