Lazy Son

He's going to rule the world--if he ever gets off his lazy ass.

Christopher might be the Antichrist, but taking over the world and leading the minions of darkness sounds like a lot of work. And while slacking is a sin his supposed dad, Lucifer, approves of, his lack of goals is a problem.

Personally, Christopher would rather just work hard enough to make ends meet--and maybe buy a six-pack. But the guy who calls himself Dad finally decides to take an interest.

Screw his dad. Selfishness is a family trait, which means Chris has no problem putting himself first, right after he deals with the dead rising and the even bigger issue of the woman who refuses to sleep with him.

It's time for this lazy prince to rise to the occasion and embrace destiny--or at least make out with it.